Um, I suck.

Belated but very, very happy birthday wishes for the bestest, smartest, nicest, cleverest, funniest, prettiest little sister ever whose birthday was yesterday. For those in the know, tell her that her sister is a big jerk and doesn't deserve such a fantastic sibling. Maybe to make her feel better, you can tell that even though yesterday was my half birthday, I didn't get any presents like I have in the past because I am a spoiled brat.

Yay for sisters! Yay for sisters who spend their days with six and seven year olds trying to get them to do age-appropriate activities and keep that one little boy from kissing all the girls. You rock.